So You Think You’re F*cking Awesome? – Lemon infused Chun-Mee Green Tea & Oolong with Ginseng

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
(1 customer review)

$8.00$30.00

Everyone wants to be you, because you’re f*cking awesome.

Selfie high five! If people say you’re not awesome, tell them to eat a bowl of dicks.

Sample, 1 oz (10-15 cups) $8.00
1/8 Lb, 2 oz (20-30 cups) $13.00
1/4 Lb, 4 oz (40-60 cups) $17.75
1/2 Lb, 8 oz (80-120 cups) $30.00

Description

What the f*ck is in it?

  • Oolong tea
  • *China green tea
  • *Ginkgo leaf
  • *Eleuthero root (Siberian Ginseng)
  • *Lemongrass
  • *Lemon peel
  • *Lemon extract
  • Contains caffeine – *organic

Accessories included (with 2 oz or more purchase):

  • 1 reusable muslin tea bag

How to make this badass blend:

  1. SHAKE BAG TO MIX SH*T UP.
  2. HEAT WATER TO NEAR BOILING.  (If you have to get all specific, heat to 208 °F)
  3. USE 1 SCOOP (3G) TEA PER 6-8 OZ WATER.
  4. STEEP FOR 5-7 MINUTES IN A MUSLIN TEA BAG OR TEA STRAW.  IF YOU STEEP IT TOO LONG, IT MAY GET BITTER.  SCREW THAT NOISE!
  5. DRINK IT.  BE AWESOME.

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  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    Ben (verified owner)

    As the name suggests, I felt awesome while and after drinking it. It’s nice and lemon-y and is great hot or iced.

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